The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today.
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY
WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE
Strawberries and FREEDOM.
In the wrong hands, this sword can do great evil. You must promise me, Merlin, that once it’s task is done, you will place it where none can wield it.
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you’ve been struck by